Justin Cousson

A comedy human of ambiguous ethnicity and unkempt hair.

WAIT, YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE? FINE. HERE'S MY GOOD HEADSHOT, MY OKAY HEADSHOT, AND THE HEADSHOT WHERE I BLINKED WHILE TALKING.

WHEN MY HAIR GETS LONGER, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS AND I CAN'T KEEP MY HAND OUT OF IT.

Photo Credit: Sharon Alagna

AND HERE I AM FEELING GOOD IN BLUE, BACKSTAGE AT MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME, UCB SUNSET.

AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CASUALLY MAKE TRADING CARDS BASED OFF VINTAGE BASEBALL CARD DESIGNS.

HERE'S SOME STAND-UP!

how about a little story under a giant picture of a butt i made myself?

HERE'S A SLIGHTLY LONGER STORY.

HELL, HERE'S ALMOST ALL OF THAT SET.

HERE'S SOME OLD JOKES FOR LIKE 2014 WHEN MY HAIR WAS BAD IN A DIFFERENT WAY.


PODCASTS!

The Purrrcast - Talking about my cat, Tito, with Sara Iyer and Steven Ray Morris, along with a cameo by my AN SHO(w) co-host Brook Allen Downie Banks.

Reboot Reuse Recycle - Here I am in Portland with Chris Khatami and Kyle McCormick as we discuss Ocean's 11 (1960) and its much better remake.