WAIT, YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE? FINE. HERE'S MY GOOD HEADSHOT, MY OKAY HEADSHOT, AND THE HEADSHOT WHERE I BLINKED WHILE TALKING.
WHEN MY HAIR GETS LONGER, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS AND I CAN'T KEEP MY HAND OUT OF IT.
AND HERE I AM FEELING GOOD IN BLUE, BACKSTAGE AT MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME, UCB SUNSET.
AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CASUALLY MAKE TRADING CARDS BASED OFF VINTAGE BASEBALL CARD DESIGNS.
HERE'S SOME STAND-UP!
how about a little story under a giant picture of a butt i made myself?
HERE'S A SLIGHTLY LONGER STORY.
HELL, HERE'S ALMOST ALL OF THAT SET.
HERE'S SOME OLD JOKES FOR LIKE 2014 WHEN MY HAIR WAS BAD IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
The Purrrcast - Talking about my cat, Tito, with Sara Iyer and Steven Ray Morris, along with a cameo by my AN SHO(w) co-host Brook Allen Downie Banks.
Reboot Reuse Recycle - Here I am in Portland with Chris Khatami and Kyle McCormick as we discuss Ocean's 11 (1960) and its much better remake.
The Hotbox - Great! I'm high in a car with Eddie Mauldin and Luke Wienecke.